Life's a show, and we all play our parrrrrt, but when the music startssss, we open up our hearts...

It involves me performing my heart out in a complex scene involving hilarity, wit and farce (sounds like my life,) then realising the audience is empty because everyone is at home on Facebook and no-one comes to the theatre any more.

This is a metaphor that doesn't work....let me modernise the question a bit instead.

If all the world is a social networking website and we're merely profiles, what annoying spam filled applications are you going to add?

Back to the question at hand: The next act is make or break...I just wish it'd stop being the interval for so long so I can get on with performing it!