I'm bored.

I'm unemployed and I'm bored.

Nobody will give me a job, so I'm unemployed and I'm bored.

The recession's messing everything up and nobody will give me a job, so I'm unemployed and I'm bored.

I quit my job, but the recession's messing everything up and nobody will give me a job, so I'm unemployed and I'm bored.

My managers hated me, so I quit my job, but the recession's messing everything up and nobody will give me a job, so I'm unemployed and I'm bored.

Apparently being nice in a call centre is the wrong thing to do, and my managers hated me, so I quit my job, but the recession's messing everything up and nobody will give me a job, so I'm unemployed and I'm bored.

I got a job to pay the bills, but apparently being nice in a call centre is the wrong thing to do, and my managers hated me, so I quit my job, but the recession's messing everything up and nobody will give me a job, so I'm unemployed and I'm bored.

I wanted some me time, so I got a job to pay the bills, but apparently being nice in a call centre is the wrong thing to do, and my managers hated me, so I quit my job, but the recession's messing everything up and nobody will give me a job, so I'm unemployed and I'm bored.

I decided to take a year out because I wanted some me time, so I got a job to pay the bills, but apparently being nice in a call centre is the wrong thing to do, and my managers hated me, so I quit my job, but the recession's messing everything up and nobody will give me a job, so I'm unemployed and I'm bored.

Becoming a secondary school music teacher seemed like the way to go, but I decided to take a year out because I wanted some me time, so I got a job to pay the bills, but apparently being nice in a call centre is the wrong thing to do, and my managers hated me, so I quit my job, but the recession's messing everything up and nobody will give me a job, so I'm unemployed and I'm bored.

After graduating with a 2:1 in popular music last July, becoming a secondary school music teacher seemed like the way to go, but I decided to take a year out because I wanted some me time, so I got a job to pay the bills, but apparently being nice in a call centre is the wrong thing to do, and my managers hated me, so I quit my job, but the recession's messing everything up and nobody will give me a job, so I'm unemployed and I'm bored.

I worked my ass off for four years at university, and after graduating with a 2:1 in popular music last July, becoming a secondary school music teacher seemed like the way to go, but I decided to take a year out because I wanted some me time, so I got a job to pay the bills, but apparently being nice in a call centre is the wrong thing to do, and my managers hated me, so I quit my job, but the recession's messing everything up and nobody will give me a job, so I'm unemployed and I'm bored.

The moral of the story: a degree doesn't get you jack these days.