Uselessness is a strong word used only by the feeble-minded. I guess my mind is feeble...

Squirrel - I hope your gonna clean up that mess, young fellow, me lad...:O) - Holborn, London, England - Thursday September Thirteenth 2007

Believe it or not, which you are all probably going to believe even though my former statement said you may not, I have a porcelain squirrel that rest politely on my desk. However, this squirrel neither speaks nor rustles around on my desk as squirrels normally do. It's something my grandma bought off of one of those Home Shopping Network deals. Nonetheless, the squirrel defines me.

Still useless, though.