'Twas but only a few years ago that I began using the internet on a more regular basis than to check e-mail or do research. You see, I once had a very full and exciting life, then the catastrophe to end all catastrophes occured . . .

I graduated from high school.

In the last two years since I have become quite the internet addict. I'm usually up to date on the newest internet memes and all of my best stories start "so I was on this internet message board . . ." or "I was talking to one of my internet friends . . ." or "I saw the funniest thing on tumblr . . ."

It's really a very sad life that I lead, though since my laptop broke back in January I've found myself more at ease with taking lengthier breaks from the interwebz.