Because I love you I didn't attach a picture

I am the wife, and the most useless thing at in my house. Right now I am blogging, and playing on Plinky instead of cooking, cleaning, or sexing with my husband. I was laid off three months ago, and still have no job prospects. I have spent a lot of time feeling sorry for my self, and getting a giant ass.
I suck at anything domestic, my only talent is my "personality", how do I know that? Oh, because I was on reality tv.
I picked my daughter up from school last week, and she asked me "Mommy, why do you look so pretty?"
I had brushed my hair.
I am really good at having a job. With out a job and the safety of a cubicle I am lost. Now that I have to do this whole house wife thing, I'm beginning to wonder why God hates me.
I'm pretty sure that its because I say fuck all the time, and haven't been to church for at least 10 years.
Anyway, I don't think its any secret that I am the useless one.
Oh, and the next time I hear someone that has a job complain about the economy I might just kick them in the privates.