Truly, I care far more about real people. As in, the people who really affect my life. My family, friends, co-workers. People who, you know, matter. They're truly the ones that would deserve my 5 minutes of "What the HELL do you think you are doing with your life?!" ranting.

However.

LiLo should die. Truly.

It is rare to see someone so horribly self-abosrbed and attention hungry (Although not so in Hollywood, I suppose). The girl screwed up everything with her first drinking and drugs conviction. SHE WANTED the alcohol monitor. Then, she does it again. She starts dating a woman. When this doesn't produce the attention she feels she deserves, she decides to starve herself.

Here, bitch. Have a sandwich and a leech. The sandwich can make you look like you're finally out of Auschwitz (no offense intended, AT ALL, to the Jewish community), and the leech will give you all the attention you feel that you so sorely need.

Grow the fuck up.