I forgot to do the dishes because I was doing my homework when you called me. I then got off my butt and headed to the kitchen, only to be ambushed by some ninjas clothed in aquamarine and red. I used my magic wand to hold them in the air; I needed to inform them that their clothes really really did not match. After that, the spell wore off and the fight continued. I finally escaped through the kitchen window into the backyard, over the neighbor's fence, and down the street. As I ran past the houses and turned toward Wal-Mart, a huge rip appeared in the space-time continuum and sucked me into the 8th dimension for a few seconds. But those seconds were apparently hours in our dimension. So after Spongebob rescued me from the 8th dimension, it was four hours later, and I had to e-mail my English assignment to my teacher in thirty minutes or it would be late. So by the time I finished the paper and turned it in, my brain was so exhausted that I passed out right here where you now find me, in front of my laptop. Sorry mom.