The strategy is for Maksim and I to make out while Ellen distracts the enemy. If they still want to rumble? I'll turn on our ghetto blaster to Beat It, and let the ass beating begin.

Maksim from Dancing With The Stars
Maksim can dance and kick ass at the same time. He is a dick to all of his partners, and the only reason anyone likes him is because he's hot. He would be the perfect guy to have in my gang because l can't think of anything more humiliating for other crews than to get a beat down by some one who wears sequined spandex. Also I'm pretty sure he is the gang leader for the dancers in DWTS so he would come with a lot of back up and spray tanner.

Ellen
I would choose Ellen as the other member because she can really break it down. And I want to be her friend in real life so I see this as a win/win situation. She can dance her heart out and distract the enemy with her wit and charm. Also she wouldn't succumb to the sexiness that is Maksim, because girlfriend don't roll that way.