Christian Bale
This is obvious. He brings the depth, the intimidation, the fire. You don't know if he's going to bust a move or break your face. People will step back while simultaneously feeling drawn into the display of full and total immersion in the dance.

Hugh Jackman
Man can dance. And sing, should the boombox batteries fail us.

Britney Spears
This is a wholly different kind of intimidation than that provided by Bale. This is looser, freer, more chaotic. You never know what she's going to do next. "Pop, pop, unhh, ball change, pivot, vogue." Then she may cry. Or scream in an animalistic way. Art. That's what we do.

Chris Brown
We need that Michael Jackson obsessed crotch grabbing, toe sliding soul/funk. And someone to keep Britney in line.