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    • Alton Towers... a Hell Hole that sucks the living breath from your broken body and spits you out a broken and bankrupt shadow of your former self.

    • Alton Towers. A theme park.In reality a cynical money making machine that sucks you in with promises of fun for all the family.... drags you to the back of beyond and then squeezes you dry of every penny you have ever earned, every smile you have ever smiled... picks you up and spits you out, stopping only to charge you for parking in their Hell Hole car park, located a light year from any other sign of civilisation.

      Don't be tempted by their promises of joy and laughter. They are evil.

       
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    jess said:
    On the East Coast, we name our theme park parking lots after cartoon characters, but a trip through Hell Hole car park sounds interesting ,-)
    posted over 2 years ago
    colorfuljacksons said:
    Oh wow. That's intense! :0
    posted over 2 years ago

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