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- May 1, 2009 by sleshy
- The British, a President and a Hockey Player Will Get My Back
This is my gang of fighters, transcending reality and time.
And I'm not talking the remake of Get Carter Jack Carter. I'm talkin' 'bout the Michael Caine, shotgunning, suit wearing, beat men up and throw them off a car park Jack Carter. The dude essentially dismantles the Newcastle Gang scene.
The man slides down a banister with two pistols and a toothpick in his mouth. He also shoots a whole ton of baddies while keeping a baby calm in a burning hospital. Holy damn.
The man volunteered to go up San Juan Hill, spoke softly and carried a large can of whoop ass. Someone shot him once and he kept on giving his speech, because he is that hard. He was also a blackbelt and a boxer, don't fuck with Teddy.
At 6 foot 9 inches he is quite tall, and he's a hockey player. I saw him one hold a player back by the helmet then slug him. Win.