If the cell-phone-o-holics don't incite irreverent anger to build deep within the core fiber of your very being, well, then by default you are one of them.

People who talk loudly on cell phones in public (restrooms, standing in line, ordering at a the deli, driving a moped...)
Are you f-ing kidding me? People who are constantly on their phones make me want to quit at life. Show your fellow (wo)man some respect and get off the phone while you're the john. Hang up when you're ordering your Ham & Swiss on Rye. You are disrespecting not only everyone around you, but most of all, you all are showing the utmost disrespect for yourselves.