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- May 3, 2009 by MichaelJolly
- The flesh of my enemies makes a great, cheap meal. When thats not an option, I turn to toast.
How appropriate. I'm broke and starving. Fuck you, Josh A. Cagan. No, no. I kid. I'm sure you're lovely. But I hate you.
In times like these, I usually reach for toast. 8 to 10 pieces of soggy, buttery, artery clogging toast. 'Cause you know, screw rationing.
If however, I'm out of bread or the rats get to it first, I turn to microwave popcorn.
If that isn't an option, its peanut butter on Ritz crackers.
I'm a cheap, very unhealthy bastard.