Girl's were my arch enemy at 10. I wanted 'em. They didn't want me. Instead of growing a personality and improving my looks, I chose what I think was the smarter path; Declaring all out war on the female population.

Unfortunately most of the women I've run into were stronger than me, smarter than me, and/or played me like a plastic arcade kazoo before I could so much as think of how to make them pay for their vagina based crimes.

But its okay. I got the last laugh because my crotch doesn't bleed.

Most of the time.