I was once a young, broke enlisted person in the Air Force. Oh, and in a crappy marriage. Anyway...

So we often were low on funds and low on food. I remember one day we were trying to figure out what we were going to eat for dinner since we knew there wasn't much in the house.

We had some left over hot dog buns and a pound of frozen hamburger meat. I told my wife-at-the-time that we could thaw out the hamburger meat and roll the meat in to hot dog shaped "patties" and have hamburgers.

Her response: "That's disgusting! How can we eat hamburgers with hot dog buns! No way!"

Seriously.

And no, we didn't have my hamburger-hot dog concoction.