Get married
I'm a simple man. My main dreams are to get married and become a daddy. I really want a baby girl but I'd be just as happy with a son.

Help advance gay equality
Either everyone is equal or no one is. You can't say everyone's equal and then discriminate against someone because of who they love.

Make my girlfriend better.
She knows what this means. I love you angel.

Thank Keith Olbermann
The world needs more people with both a conscience and a forum to display it.

Stop whatevers about to fucking kill me
Idunno. Seems like a good idea.