Dogs are:
-Playful
-Need attention
-Have the ability to give you the side eye.
-Can entertain you.
-Are cute no matter what size they are.
-Can protect you.
-Know how to fart and leave the room afterwards.
-Have an attention span like me.

Cats are:
-Are playful without you being around.
-Don't want your attention unless they're in heat.
-Probably give you the side eye when you're not looking, in addition to the finger, the claw, and several other offensive animal gesutres.
-Are cute & look evil no matter what size they are.
-Can protect themselves.
-Know how to destroy a room and leave the room afterwards.