From the heights of the Peruvian Andes, to the depths of the Texas oil-fields, comes some zany Ceviche-powered Llama hijinxs.

If Lima Peru was closer to Dallas TX, you would have wonderful fuzzy Llama horsies, with ZZ-Top beards, wearing those wildly colored panchos, eating salsa and voting Republican.

It would be like the tee-vee show "Dallas", but with llamas. Think about the intrigue: llamas drilling for oil, and sleeping with each others' marital partners, and spitting.