A million dollars. I would give my mom a Chrysler 300 and one hundred grand. My dad would also get 100 grand, but no car LOL. My parents deserve the money; look who they raised. Theyd have to get it in cash in a sock so they wouldnt lose where they live.
My kids each would get a hundred grand in bank accounts to spend when they're 25 years old. Then their father would get some, to take them for clothes Jesus christ, they need clothes... to add on to his shitty house so they can have big bedrooms, and so he can fag out his Harley a little more. I would give NJ 500 thousand so he could buy us that house on Sara Sherman Road ooh! what an excellent idea! And then the money is GONE. Easy, huh?