I am wearing sparkly black flip flops. These say that I like to be feminine and sassy, but I am laid back and like to be comfortable. They are also a testament to the enormous chronic back pains I have thanks to flip flops. No arch support, no traction, no alignment. So, I guess these shoes also say I am dumb, because I should probably be wearing those orthopedic clogs that nurses wear in order to ease my pain. But those are ugly and require socks. Yuck.