Pussy
I hate this word, it is over used and abused. I especially hate when men call other men a Pussy. They say this word like it is the worst insult they can possibly throw at eachother. The funny thing is we all know most men are obsessed with it, so why the disdain? I think it is thier resentment for the power it has over them... I don't know.

Anyway, I can only think of one time that I used this word, to describe a man, when no other word would do. I was the creepy old chick (31 years old as opposed to the 22 year olds) at my brother's 22nd Birthday party. I was happily making buttery nipples and making sure they didn't trash the place.

My brother had three bestfriends, all attractive college girls, and one of them (the sluttly one) kept slithering all over my brother and kissing him him randomly in front of her boyfriend. After the 7th or 8th kiss I heard her boyfriend say, "If you kiss him one more time, I'm gonna hit you."

Now let me explain, I was not drunk, I was sober, remember I was the creepy old chick. I turned to him and said, "Did you just say you were going to hit her?" His mouth kind of dropped open, and he had a stupid look on his face for a couple of seconds and then he replied, "No, I said I was gonna hit you!"

That's when the ghetto came out. I did not grow up in Pleasantville. I grew up on the South Side of Tucson. His preppy frat boy ass had probably never met someone like me. He thought he was king of the world, and the truth was he probably didn't know much about it. I stood up and said, "I don't think so MotherF*****, because I'd lay you out!" My brother rushed over to see what was going on, his slutty friend looked horrified and embarrassed, and her boyfriend tried to laugh it off. My brother assessed the situation and realized that her boyfriend the "Pussy" wasn't really going to do anything, because I am the type of bitch that will hit back. Now I know that he is a man, and he would have won in the end, but I would get in a few good ones. I would focus all my attention into giving him what he has already proved himself to be.

My thought is, any man that lays his hands on a woman is a Pussy; furthermore, if he is going to be a Pussy ... he might as well have one.

You know what I mean;)