Getting fired give ya time to go fishing
Or
Mow the lawn on Tuesday
Or
Stop at a local bar and play pool on Thursday morning
Or
Keep ya from killing the overbearing MF which fired ya
Or
Walk the kids to school in the morning
Or
Move to Minnesota
Or
Discover you can {{I say can}} be your own master

In the time of my life I’ve held 59 jobs
Fired from 45
The first time, I was devastated for the first 4-5 hours
Then guy I knew in Santa Rosa called and said “can ya come to work tomorrow”
Then Mr. smart alec(ME) kicked in and said, “Not tomorrow, I’m takin the boys fishing”
Probbbly Monday