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    • Can't travel w/o cyborg armature (KAH-CHORK KAH-CHORK WHIIRRUPP)

    • cyborg armature
      How can I possibly life the hotel vending machine over my head and hurl it down a stairwell without my fusion powered cyborg armature, riddle me that? Also handy to open beer bottles.


      tap shoes
      I live inside a 40's Hollywood dance musical, so I am always tap dancing on every hard surface, at all times. I am also balding and joined to Ginger Rogers at the hip, at all times.


      paranormal pyro-psychokinesis
      They don't let you carry lighters anymore, so paranormal pyro-psychokinesis comes in handy to light cigarettes and camp fires. Drying socks, extra bonus.


       
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    jess said:
    Reverse pyro-psychokinesis is a nifty bartender trick used to make grapefruit martinis bubble up like lava. You should master that art too...could come in handy when trying to impress Ginger.
    posted over 2 years ago

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