Despite the insanity of ensuring all things are always in their correct, designated pocket - I can still NEVER find anything. And, to add confusion, receipts don't have a designated location so they are always in all pockets. I believe I'm going to start filing them in the trash can. :)

Wallet Stuff
I don't actually carry a wallet. I just carry what's supposed to go in one.
- Driver's License
- SSN Card
- VA Card
- Two Gift Cards
- Two of the same business cards; each containing the same instructions of how to get into my rental unit (I don't know why I carry two, honestly)
- Library Card
- Visa Debit Card
- Two business cards with which I have no use for either
- Amazon Gift Card
- Money

Always in front, left pocket

Keys
So I can drive my car, open the door to the house, and unlock my bicycle.

Always in front, right pocket

Cell Phone
Because I think it looks reeeee-diculous hanging on my belt.

Varies between front, left and front, right pockets depending on whether my keys are being used

Guitar Pick
You just never know when one's going to come in handy.

Always back, left pocket

Change
Because it's quite unsanitary to carry it in your mouth.

Always in back, right pocket

Comb
Because I finally decided to stop wearing it in my puff.

Always in back, left pocket