I feel bad about my last answer because there is a chance I freaked out a friend, so to relieve my conscience...and, well I'll be damned..., relax, I'm going to answer this one seriously. No Buddy Jolly in this answer. All Michael. (My real name.)

To relax, I do one of two things. My preferred method is to wrap my arms around my love and cuddle in bed. Preferably in a very cold room, under the covers, and in as close to pitch darkness as I can achieve. However I'm single, and the new girl I'm into lives in Boca, so that isn't an option.

Plan B is to lie in bed, again in a cold room, under my blanket, and read. Currently I'm reading Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

Being unemployed, I spend way too much time in bed.

-Michael.