What you do is sit near the elevator. It is directly in line with the entrance so you see virtually everyone who comes in the place. While most of the people are normal enough every little while someone walk through that makes you shake your head.

One of my favorites was this guy who walked in. He was tan and wearing these tiny little shorts and a fishnet tank top that barely qualified as cloth. You could tell by the way he walked and held himself he was the next Arnold or Stallone. Problem was he was more Staypuft that Schwarzeneggar. I thought i was gonna have to cover my Mom's mouth cause I could tell she was gonna say something and she usually said it loud enough for the person to hear. Luckily she waited until he passed and then looked at me and in all seriousness asked me why it was that those with the build to walk around half naked don't but the less you want to see someone naked, the more likely they will show up at the mall in hotpants.