You only bring a book to the beach to make it seem like you are minding your own business when you are really staring at all of the beautiful people around you. That is also why you wear sunglasses.
That and so you can look at people and make fun of them with you beach buddy... speaking of, the minute I get better, we're bummin' it at the beach, my friend.
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