Bad hygiene is a crime. If you're out in public and reeking of bad BO because you don't like to shower on a regular basis, you are a bad, bad human being.

I mean, if you're just stepping out of the gym, that's one thing, but showing up to a bar, restaurant, etc? What were you thinking? Your mother would turn over in her grave.

Verdict: Guilty.
Punishment: Banishment to a dirty hippie commune...but with no patchouli privileges.

Ew. You're gross.