Oh this is appropriate.

What should be a crime? Women changing their gaht damn minds all the gaht damn times. Seriously. Cut that shit out. I love women, I do, but I can't deal with your inane and instant changes.

Keep it stupid, simple.

Punishment should be wide in range. For small changes, you lose the right to make the choice. The right automatically goes to the other party. For large, drastic, and frequent changes, I get to kick you in the shin.