Dick Cheney
Just to get him the hell out of our sight and to let him be annoying to other people when I'm dead (assuming I never reach 106). Dick might still be if they keep replacing his rarely used heart parts.

Satelitte photos of the North and South polar ice caps.
To remind people what happens when they ignore Mother Nature's warnings.

A current 401K report for me.
Just so everyone can laugh about how dumb an idea it was that there would be enough left to live on when I was ready to retire.