Debbie Oh
She can make me laugh until I pee my pants and she'll always make sure I'm keepin' it real.

My Sistas
To have someone remind me of the good 'ol days when we'd belt out our mad rhymes into our hairbrushes.

Bear Grills
Just in case we get lost in a jungle, swamp, etc., he can make us a fire, shelter and bite the heads off live animals so we don't have to.