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    • Face/Off: starring Nicolas Cage and a Tasmanian Devil
    • This movie has Nicolas Cage as world-famous Tasmanian Devil wrestler and unicyclist "Sean Archer". He has to go deep undercover into a den of dangerous drug-dealing Tasmanian Devils, so the government performs face surgery to switch faces with the leader of the Devils "Snarley McSnaggletooth The Third". So Nicolas Cage runs around naked in the woods, with a Tasmanian Devil face sewn over his own, so at least his receding hairline is less noticeable. Nicolas Cage falls in love with the wife of Snarley McSnaggletooth, and she bites him on the wiener during the sex scene, and covers his whole torso with scratch marks, so at least his receding hairline is less noticeable. I am pretty sure a few cars and helicopters explode, so at least his receding hairline is less noticeable. In the dramatic final chase scene, Nicolas Cage drives over his own Oscar, as it explodes. Rated R for intense sequences of strong violence, and for strong language and male pattern baldness. Three and a half stars.

       
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    jess said:
    I had just recovered from Nick running naked in the woods and you throw Snaggletooth sex at my visual brain. I'm scarred, for sure.
    posted over 2 years ago
    StratPlayer said:
    Just as I read this and was starting to chuckle, lightning and thunder popped outside of my home-office window. Good going.
    posted over 2 years ago

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