Throw down? You must be joking, your puny antics will never conquer my elite force of deadly killers! If it must be brought then you will be brought down to the ground, commence (nod)! NO MERCY!

Jack Black
For comic relief and we all know that anyone with wit, sarcasm, humor, and the abilitiy to act like anything and everything you ever wanted to be has be one of the smarter people out there.....even if he is a fat bastard sometimes..... JACK BLACK I PICK YOU!!!! Insert bad musical theme song here. :D

Ryan Reynolds
Good god. Sorry to say but no one is going to beat down anything or anyone that looks even remotely like that. Could there be anymore flexing, blood engorged, vein pumping muscles on one particular person. Even if he cant beat you down (which he ultimately would) he could win you over with his undeniable sexy sarcasm, wit, charm and whatever other unameable talents he might have hidden up those tight shirt sleeved arms of his. Ryan rock on man, rock the fuck on.

Hannah Montana
For bait. Obviously she isnt smart enough to be legitmately useful for the group but appealing enough to get the attention of some of the gangsters while she runs screaming. Her ultimate demise would not be appropriate for records within plinky.

Three small children from Germany
Who can resist the sweet face of a child and above all who wants to hurt an innocent kid? These little monsters of terror would be my ultimate defense, being trained in all arts of combat and efficent with any techonology for hacking, stealing, and overall constant stream of supplies for my gangs up keep. These mini beasts would be the life blood of my schemeing to rule the world. Trust me there are no standards to low for me to drop down to or below to initiate world domination.

Geekiest Geek in existance on the planet
Computers and genetic engineering. Create me a mutated dog that glows in the dark, can track anything, and can talk. Overall my wish is for more wishes. Geeks know how to deliver, problem solving is where its at. When you already have the brute strength all you need is the smarts. Geekiness be with you my friend.