Ignorance
Look kid, I know it's not your fault you're thick as two short planks, but to be thick as two short planks and to insult someone with a slightly/hugely greater IQ than you is actually just, well.. silly.

Bad spelling in final essay submissions
HOW CAN YOU GET IT WRONG?! It's typed and has been checked over! I'm offended on behalf of the english language!

"Being random"
So.... is this code for acting like a moron? Cos I'd rather you didn't, please.