Can words get you strangled by your own wife? I am 40 pounds overweight, and nobody, especially my wife, is pleased. If my wife knew how often I think about these words, she would strangle me, resuscitate me, only to strangle me again.

Tiramisu
Hah! Check this out: http://www.heavenlytiramisu.com/ A whole website dedicated to this yummy, chocolaty powdery Italian dessert. Alcohol fumes from added spirits from liqueur. Boo-Yah! If the chef goes easy on the sweet notes, this is a perfect "grown-up" desert indulgence.

Gummi
I want to eat a Gummi Navy Aircraft Carrier. Or a Gummi Zeppelin Hanger. Or a Gummi Military Style Marching Band. Sour Gummi, Gummi Soda, Gummi Gummi Gummi.

Décolletage
So classy a word. So classy a word for something that makes me blush, and makes my wife slap me if I notice it on another woman. I hate my blush reaction - it is a signal to my wife that she can slap now, and ask questions later, because, obviously, I have already committed a thought-crime.

Jerky
I love Jerky. So meaty. A pure meat kick to the head. I try to eat from the four main food groups everyday: Jerky, Gummi, Décolletage, and Tiramisu. If I have those 4 things in my mouth in a single day, that is a red-letter day. (If I managed to pull that off, I may have to kill myself, because I will have reached the pinnacle of sensual experience, and there will be no experience left to pursue. Better not play with fundamental forces of the universe - you might get burned.)