Spare me the words of Medocrity bring on the insults.

"We know which ones you hate – this time lets share the love. List the words that sing to you." -Plinky

Wait what kind of singing are we talking about here. There is that incredibly, omg, that is some fuckin awesome singing singing and then there is the american idol if I hear that kind of singing I will gouge my own eyes out and jelly my brains in order to never hear that noise again. Regardless I find articulating those words that make people (not including myself) want to do that to themselves way more appealing. So here is my favorite word that I find the most appealing to use in vicious, sarcastic, and overall pernicious ways.

Hypocrite
If there was ever a word to get a reaction and judge someone by such a response this would be the one, the ultimate, the unfathomable word spoken only in the farthest darkest corners of a cob web ridden room "Hypocrite".

As to why anyone would ever find this word to be an insult I am not sure but I personally am a huge fan of double standards and anyone uttering such a beautiful word while in my presence would probably get bonus points rather than a rude rebuttle to the face (as most people reactions usually consist of). Feel free to test the theory, you might just learn something about someone you never knew before.

Not only that but the irony in the word is so satisifying as to be intoxicating. To state that your not a hyprocrite is to be one just through that action. It just means your light bulb hasnt yet come on to the fact that there is no one alive within this universe or the next that is perfect and doesnt have a double standard. Take a wiff, trust me your shit doesnt smell like roses :D.