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    • Atlanta's giant ass airport. is surprisingly delightful
    • I know what you're thinking. "Wait one cotton pickin' minute Mr. Jolly! Atlanta's giant ass airport isn't a city at all!" Astute observation, country bumpkin. Astute, but wrong.

      AGAA is roughly the size of Canada. It has its own military and government. Every now and then it invades other airports, growing ever larger with each victory.

      It has a god damned monorail system inside to get you to your damn terminal! Think about that for a second. You have to get to another terminal to catch your next plane which leaves in ten minutes. Any other airport, that just means walking down a hall or two. In AGAA however you have to board a train and pray.

      Will you make your next flight? That is entirely up to fate. Maybe the next train doesn't come soon enough. Maybe one of the many escalators you have to take since for some physics defying reason there are terminals on multiple floors is out of order.

      Then again, maybe everything goes smooth as ice until you meet David Bowie along the way and he purposefully misguides you through his GOD DAMNED LABYRINTHINE AIRPORT! >.<

       
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    belauuel said:
    i have a love and hate relationship with airports. my favorite one lately is dallas-fort worth. awesome people watching there.
    posted over 2 years ago
    MichaelJolly said:
    Heads up! I know its unfinished. I sent it early because I had to run but didn't want to lose my progress. Sadly theres a problem and a plinky wont let me update it, so I'll finish it here. "Having said all that, I must admit that AGAA is my favorite place in the whole world.
    It remains the first and only place i've ever seen a gay married midget couple walking hand in hand, lugging baggage that must weigh more than them. That was simply beautiful. It was like a mini "Overcome adversity!" parade. I wanted to applaud them but I figured with all they've overcome so far they probably knew karate, so it was best not to press my luck.
    AGAA is where dreams come true."

    posted over 2 years ago

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