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    • Lima, Peru is surprisingly next to the "Next" button
    • So there I was, standing next to a orange dot, with gray lines drawn on white pavement, near the corner of Guillermo Prescott & 2 De Mayo, according to this Google Map, just north of a Yellow street with "Javier Prado Este" written on it. My favorite DanceClub or Disco is the small orange boxes in the lush green fields of "Pq Alfonso Ugarte" "Pq Guatemala" "Pq Fuentes" ("Pq" stands for squeezable Parkay margarine from ConAgra Foods, because the Peruvians have an economy entirely based on spraying margarine on each other). Changing from "Map" to "Sat", I see one guy with a sweet ass huge pool in his back yard. He is probably the President of Peru. Zooming in, I see I am actually standing on the south-east corner on the roof of a building. Ah, the memories.

       
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    MichaelJolly said:
    AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA that was an amazing idea. i envy your brilliance.
    posted over 2 years ago
    StratPlayer said:
    Humorous prose
    posted over 2 years ago
    StratPlayer said:
    This gets funier every time I read it.
    posted over 2 years ago

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