First of all, I WANT JURY DUTY!

I’ve tried for years to get called for duty, much less placed. No luck.

Instead, I secretly attend open court proceedings. I find the judicial system so very fascinating.

However, to prepare myself for the incredibly interesting, menacing trial I’m sure to someday witness (ha!), I would bring with me a copy of American Psycho.

I’m not certain how this book escaped my notice for so long. A recent visitor of mine left it behind and I’m a promiscuous book whore, so I read it.

At first I wasn’t impressed. Literary fluff makes my eyes roll. But then I realized I’d entered the most disturbing mind I’ve had privy to in my entire life.

And that made me think about all the other individuals I share air with and what sort of deranged thoughts go through their mind.

If you read this book while performing your civic duty you’ll be certain to not underestimate the lunatic on trial.

Unfortunately, if the defendant is snowy-white and innocent, you’ll have convinced yourself he’s guilty just because American Psycho will rid you of faith in humanity.