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- June 15, 2009 by IntegratedMan
- Secrets... Shhhhh
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**Secrets**
Shhhh…. Please whisper. Follow me to the consultation room. Our team of researchers is expecting you. Tim will bring coffee. Do you prefer cream or sugar: Both? (I'll note that for our next meeting. It was the only information missing from your profile sheet. Our focus was on other things....)
The sound of "Carl Orff's Carmina Burana" follows us as we quietly walk down the hall. As we enter the expansive conference room, you are pleasantly surprised that the decor, even the dress code of the research staff, greatly appeals to you. The look of pleasant approval on your face confirms that the background information and psychological profile gathered for this meeting were right on the mark.
You are seated in an ergonomically correct chair that reminds you of your favorite seat at home... This is also part of the experience designed just for you. You begin to outline the list of secrets you have always wanted to know about particular family members, old friends, even political conflicts and mysteries which have occurred down through the ages.... Some of the queries could be answered immediately. After all, you are not the first to wonder if the bullet really came from the grassy knoll. And are we being visited? You should just have a look at the other guest room! But you contracted us for the whole package. For now we will carefully listen and only ask gentle questions to clarify. We want to understand you better than anyone has ever understood you before in your life.
The room is electronically sealed and sound proof. I slide the door silently closed so we have total privacy. This is your time, your team. We intend to earn every penny of the outrageous sum you have paid us in advance…. Please continue, we’re listening.

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