Screw that D.B. Cooper shit, I'm lookin' for the alien mother-ship.

There's a theory that Mount Shasta is the hiding place of a huge alien ship. I figure, if I have enough money then I can hide up there... come down off the mountain every once in a while for supplies... and devote my life to finding my way into that ship. I fancy it to be not unlike the Rama cylinder from Sir Arthur C Clarke's classic novel RENDEZVOUS WITH RAMA.

If you don't know where Mount Shasta is then go to Google maps or look it up at Wikipedia. It's an amazing place.