The Golden Rule
It's self-evident.

Honesty & Ethics before Personal Profit
"And again I say unto you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the Kingdom of God." -Matthew 19:23-25

Bugs Bunny is a hero
If you can incorporate the sense of humor from Bugs Bunny cartoons into your daily life then you'll do fine.

Galatians trumps Leviticus
Anyone who calls themselves a Christian, and then turns around and tells you that in order to be a "true Christian" that you have to do anything besides let Jesus take the wheel, has missed the point of Christ's Sacrifice. Read the book of Galatians; it doesn't get clearer than that.

Right-Wing = Hate-Mongerer
Unless that certain political party faces up to its bullshit and remembers what the Party Of Lincoln was supposed to be, don't bother giving them the time of day. Oh, did I mention that the Republicans were opposed to your existence since you have two daddies?