Quite frankly, I find it hard to believe that Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen was written by the same people who penned this year's awesome Star Trek movie. Did they really have to make the film run that loooooooong? Were they, er, serious about all those corny jokes and racial stereotypes? And what's up with the cheesy romantic lines? The yawns I could easily suppress, but I wish I could say the same about my gag reflex.

Oh, I just remembered. Michael Bay's the director. He's back. With a vengeance. OMG!

Two and a half hours
Watching CGI actors
Oops! I mean, robots