If my life were made into a movie, it will be an action-advenure movie. It would not be a pure action-adventure tale, like Delta Force, but maybe more like Bad Boys. Big budget, lots of gratuitous chase scenes, Will Smith, and humor sprinkled throughout. But unlike Bad Boys, my story will feature a much better script (not too hard to do), better acting (ditto), and a plot line that is based on some semblance of the way the real world actually works rather than some cooked up spaghetti roller-coaster story. As all Team America fans out there know, every story needs a montage. One where the main character overcomes a hard time to some nostalgic 80's arena rock ballad. I can imagine a scene of me studying while the shot cuts to the missus writing and interviewing. I would also like a reason to lift logs like Rocky did in Rocky 4. I might need a stunt double for that scene though. I am going to call my agent now.