What’s in a headline?

When I raced I worked for a dealer that daily ran this ad.

Sex or Suzuki.

Knowing full well that the large bold sex word would get at least 50% of the wandering eyes. Some people would come in just to see whom had written the add. One woman came in to tell him how distasteful she found it. He just replied “you came in didn’t you? Can I show you something in a 125cc?”

So the movie

comedy
Some people think I’m funny till they find out that I mean it.
action-adventure
Would plowing behind a horse, milking in the morning and breaking lots of bones qualify?
drama
Of course, my feminine side comes out daily, then I become very dramatic. My male side is sort of a brindle dud.
sci-fi
Ah yes 20,000 leagues under the influence.
other
We all live the other. Beaver Cleaver, Terminator, Terms of Endearment, All about Eve, The Longest day, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Wizard of Oz, Brian’s Song sorta lives