The good ones don't necessarily die young. But they do die.

Hunter S. Thompson
When the going gets weird, we'll need a pro.

Elvis
He's got firearms, drugs and good taste in the ladies. I suppose Hunter does, too. But with Elvis, we won't need to ask directions in Vegas or Hawaii. Then again, Hunter probably has that covered. Fuck it. Because he's Elvis.

Bill Hicks
For perspective. And the occasional dick joke of genius.

Jesus
When His followers complain, He gets to tell them they're doing it wrong.

Martin Luther King, Jr.
Someone has to bring wisdom, class and faith in humanity to this posse.

@sloganeerist
The only living member. But I need someone I can trust when I inevitably ask: "Did that just happen? Or was it the mushrooms?"

Issac Hayes
Soundtrack, bitches.