Even though I attempt to be funny sometimes, I'm hardly a riot. I love action and adventure films and do a lot of mountain hiking.

I once got lost on my third mountain of a long day hike (over 15 hours straight) and had to spend the night on the mountain with hardly any gear. There's more to the story, but I hardly want to tell the world on Plinky that I was forced against my will to spoon with my friend on a makeshift bed of ferns. That would just make me look gay.

Anyway, aside from hiking, I love to be on the water in a kayak, canoe, or crew boat. Boats with motors are for lazy people.

I've jumped my fair share of bridges. I'm not going to lie, though, I've had to get my friends to push me off on occassion. Does that make me lame?

Everyone tries to be funny. Drama is for women. Sci-fi is for dreamers, but not the cool dreamers, the geeky type. Other is for people who have no direction. Action-adventure has got to be it.