Bring on the gore and guts I want my life told through horrible analogies, symbolisms, and hyperboles (like anyone knows what the fuck those are anyways but fuck yes they are going to be in there too) and cliche moments of bad jokes, hairstlyes, and supermodels with to much makeup on.

My life has been the one candy on the shelf that everyone has eyed but never quite wanted to try for the fact its to intense even to look at let alone put in your mouth. More or less that moment where your friend hands you a warhead and the pain of enduring the sour to get to the sweet really didnt even out in the end.

Included will be:

Jr. High - Let the character building begin! We all will cringe and say "Fuck were those really necessary" as the moments of a glowing face of oily skin, moutain ranges of zits, and eyebrows furious enough to strangle small creatures if given the chance, light up the screen. Insults fly as they pop,lock, and undeniably drop on my face and ego. Trust me boys and girls these where the good times. If there was ever a moment to define why the word "bitch" was forever adhered to my name give all the credit to these defining years of degradation.

High School to Current - Liberalism to exposing the exact moments on why males really arent needed or honestly wanted on this planet can be found within these small moments of dark comedy and insipid irony. Let the good times slip, fall, and make their way to landing on their none existant asses the drama will be just as good as the bad hairstyles. :D

Welcome to my world, laugh or be bitter!