• I don't know if I'd call it heroic, but...

    • One time my roommate locked himself out of our apartment, and I drove all the way back from work to let him in. He was pretty gracious, because he'd just microwaved a Swanson Hungry Man Salisbury steak TV dinner, and went downstairs to do laundry when he accidentally locked the door. He was literally a very hungry man and had no keys, wallet or anything. So I guess I was kind of a hero.

      That's all I can really think of.

       
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    larbage said:
    Oh Jesus... You're just being modest.
    posted over 2 years ago
    manuelg said:
    Some hero. You should have swatted the Swanson Hungry Man Salisbury steak TV dinner from his mouth, if you call yourself hero. After ingesting all that salt, I bet his eyeballs burst from his head from IMMENSE BLOOD PRESSURE LIKE BILLY MAYS.
    posted over 2 years ago
    fredTHEben said:
    jesus saves the day once again!
    posted about 1 year ago

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