Diet Coke sweetened with Splenda

Chugging bottles of soft drink in three seconds - it's a brilliant party trick. Also, I never feel the cold, can pick pretty much anything up with my toes and have a growind music encyclopedia built into my brain. I'm good at reading people too, but mostly it's the soft drink chugging that people turn to me for. My record is a full bottle in four seconds. I deserve some recognition.